what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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