no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
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