so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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