Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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