Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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