i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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