I hate your face
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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