I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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