Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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