I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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