felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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