Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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