Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize
