absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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