And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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