yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Randomize
