New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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