The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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