I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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