so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
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