you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
My feet surprised me
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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