At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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