question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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