i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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