she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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