that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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