redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Green mimosas i think yes
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Randomize
