I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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