Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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