I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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