Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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