thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
