i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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