Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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