margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
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