Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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