All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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