So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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