try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
third nipple confirmed
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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