That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Come back. Shots need mouths.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
