Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Randomize
