Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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