windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I need moral support for this bender
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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