After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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