Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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