You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
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I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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