you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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