if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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