How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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