Having a random hookup so left but love u
My brain says no but my pants say off.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
It's shark week go big or go home
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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